No sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes scat

 

While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop! And I like to practice my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me! 

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I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo!)

 

I have been in a monogamous relationship for years now, and we’ve both been tested and are clear. Per my doctor’s recommendation, I monitor my poop for any changes that could warrant another parasite testing. I also haven’t traveled abroad in years) I eat lots of veggies, grains, fruits and probiotics on a daily basis to promote healthy gut flora. Most of my meals are homecooked. I rarely get sick, and it’s now been years since I had a cold. (And yes, I’ve had all my shots, including Moderna!) 

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All my items are vacuum sealed for freshness and to help prevent harmful bacteria buildup in transit, which vastly lengthens the “shelf life” of my crap. Anything I can’t mail that day is kept in cold storage to preserve quality.

 

Contrary to popular belief, shit is not poison excreted from your butt ;) While there are a myriad of diseases and parasites that can be caught eating someone else’s fresh poop, that person actually has to have them in order for you to catch it. You can catch all the same diseases, parasites and STDs from eating someone’s freshly showered asshole as you can from eating their fresh shit, and I don’t have to tell you how popular and common ass-eating is! Freshness & minimizing exposure to air to limit harmful bacterial buildup is key.

 

While eating or playing with your own shit is relatively safe (read here) if you are immunocompromised or recently taken/taking antibiotics, you should avoid playing with or eating someone else’s crap. This is because any unhealthy gut bacteria that most people’s gut flora can easily fight off pose a greater risk for the immuno- compromised, and taking antibiotics wipes out the user’s healthy gut flora as well, which is problematic if you’re into scat. Taking probiotics and talking to your doctor about ways to improve and bolster your gut flora health is recommended (whether or not you want to do scat play!)

 

Some additional tips & precautions… Vacuum seal and freeze poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop if you have any cuts or sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) Do not smear if you have any nicks, cuts or scrapes to avoid possible infection & sepsis (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) It is HIGHLY recommended that you don’t eat shit on an empty stomach, as it is rather intense. A regular meal, or some bread/grains help steady the stomach, in my experience.

 

For hygiene, smell and cleanup here are some following tips: Make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, lathering vigorously (I suggest 3 times over, to help make sure you’ve gotten all your skin). Spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up. Use lots of mouth-wash! Lavender and mint soaps help mask the lingering smell. 

 

Again, no sex act is 100% safe, and that includes scat play, and while that is true, I’ve done my part to help ensure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (with exceptions I’ve noted above.) My 6+ years of good track record doesn’t hurt, either! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues. That said, make sure to use your own judgement, and be aware of potential risks. 

 

Stay safe, stay sane, and stay stinky!

 

XOXOXO